beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god
The Zelda Project: Link, Malon, and Epona
Part of the Zelda Project, the fanmade Ocarina of Time series.
Link Model: Anthony (retired from the project)
Malon Model: Adella
Costume: Sarah Quillian/Adella
Matte Painting: Mickael Forrett
From the Arctic to America, artist Leonid Tishkov has travelled the world with his illuminated crescent-shaped moon, bringing a sense of lyricism, and sometimes whimsy, to the places he lands.
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
Not having people to hug
Giving a hug that comes off as weird
This post describes me in every way
Oh my god this looks like a hipster post but it’s just the king of hell
not enough hipster galaxy overlay
there we go
Still not hipster enough, we need some profound and meaningless words on this.
Meaningless and profound enough?
Can someone tweet this to Mark…
In that case I either slit open my vein or died of an overdose.
Decapitated arm? Probably cut off at the elbow.
I am eren jaeger
I have a birthmark in the shape of a keyhole on my arm. What the fuck did I do in a past life?
wtf did i shove something up my butt to kill me
i was into some weird shit in my other life
my birthmark is on the left side of my stomach…
i died in half
i am marco bodt
Mine is on the left side of my stomach so oops
Mine is between my boobs like halfway down my sternum.
What the fuck was I up to…
What happens if you don’t have a birthmark?
I guess it means it’s your first life?
everyone has birthmarks, if you can’t see them then they’re either faint (i can only see mine in a certain light) or they’re on your scalp under your hair.
Two birthmarks of exactly the same size and shape, one on the top of my leg and the other on the underside… one is dark pigment the other is albino. Hmmm. Arrow pierced my leg?
wait a sec, are you saying you used to have a previous life but then you took an arrow to the knee?